Out of Luck

INDIANAPOLIS — In a shocking development Saturday night, 2018 Warhawks quarterback Andrew Luck announced his retirement from the NFL & the KOBOZ League, saying poor coaching decisions have taken away his love for the game.

“I couldn’t get out of there fast enough… those EM-EFFERS are friggin’ crazy.” – Luck said as he was leaving the Cambridge practice facility.

Luck, who turns 30 on Sept. 12, 2019 had met with his cat Mr. Snuffle-bunny earlier in the day to tell him of the decision.