Crispy Chicken

THIS IS A KOBOZ SPECIAL REPORT>>>>>>>>

Sources close to the league offices suggest that the Boss Kommish has been in cahoots with Madden as of late. Apparently the Kommish, who has recently been called out as to living a double-life as the Warhawks coach, had been working with Madden on an apparent recipe that would be used….

The problem is that the plan literally backfired this past week after the Burninators roasted the Warhawks into a Crispy Chicken like plate that Madden could not resist.

He is old and forgot about what he was hired to do; and subsequently bit into Chicken Steve’s left asscheek.

Madden’s only comment was that it does truly; taste like Chicken.

Reported By: Burninators