The Last Report Kommish Playoffs Week 3

Well here we are, the last of the weeks, the last of the games, the last of any of us caring about each other for another year, speaking of next year…..

We may not be the favorite, not in this game or any other game we may get but we still have a chance which is better than 20 other teams can say today.

lets get to the games!!!!!

Game 1 Screaming Demons 4-9 0-1 vs Kodiaks 4-9 0-1

the two worst teams met to see who would put up the least amount of points and take home the Koboz toilet bowl throphy neither team showed up with neither able to break 20 points, but you could see the lack of effort as both leaving points on the board or playing players who didn’t even participate, the left the newly joined coach Tyler see his team get a win at the exact right time and beat the Kodiaks 19-17, congrates to daks they can hibernate till next year!!!!

speaking of next year are you getting ready for the summer Olympics????

be sure to study the beach volleyball instructions!!!!!

Game 2 Mauraders 6-7 1-0 vs Warhawks 5-8 1-0

A game to mean nothing to nobody, maybe even these two couldn’t care less, but the maurs only left 12 on the bench and the hawks didn’t leave any so it seems they were trying to win this one, why? I don’t know and neither do you! all that matters is someone won and someone loss I think the maurs took this one 33-17.

Game 3 Rebels 6-7 0-1 vs Dreadnaughts 7-6 0-1

We are again at a game no one will remember took place two weeks from now, but this now time, this is our time, right here ……

naughts win 43-20.

Game 4 Vipers 6-7 1-1 vs Zepplins 10-3 1-1

wow another in a series of games no one cares about, the vips left the QB RB and most WR’s at home only bringing def and k and just putting up 16 points on the day, the zeps were the leading scorer of the year, but after getting knocked out of the hunt for the title it seems they pretty much phoned it in and by that I mean scoring less than 10 points on this day only getting half of the vips outcome and losing the playoff season big time vips win 16-8.

Game 5 The American Grey Cup Championship

OR

The Koboz FFL championship game

Featuring from the West………

BURNINATORS 9-4 1-0

and from the North

DREAD PIRATES 8-5 2-0

Could the pirates be the first ever back to back winner in Koboz? would the nation bring the fire? only one way to find out……

I will need some help to get this commentary done, please welcome members and characters from the Simpsons!!!!!!

BK: welcome glad to have you here to help out

Homer: uhhh I was told there would be donuts???

BK: well you asked for eleventy dozen, not sure what that meant?

Homer: it MEANT I need a shitload of DONUTS!!!!

BK: Whoa whats with the swearing?

Homer: I AM PISSED OFF GIVE ME DONUTS!!!!

BK: uh over there on the table man

Homer: Ohh donuts!!!!

BK: uh while all that was going on the game is now at halftime and the game was tied at 16 apiece

BK: I asked Homer to help out for the second half…….

BK: ok I guess not then.

BK: the nation saw that the pirates could be the first team to EVER win a back to back championship in the Koboz league, well that is what we call a second half motivation!!!!

BK: now up 33-22 the pirates could see the signs…….

BK: I don’t know what you are to read into that! but the pirates were doing all they could to get the lead…….

BK: coach Chris…… hmmmm saying that doesn’t help does it? which one? well they said this…..

BK: but DUDE you are over 40!!!!!

BK: it was at this point we saw the nation pulling away scoring 48 points but they did leave 10 on the bench, what would the dreads do????

BK: I asked Coach Chris why it was he might be losing this game?

BK: he had no reply…… leaving no points on the bench he coached a perfect 41 points but alas it was not enough as the nation win the BIG BIG game 48-41. one would think 41 would be enough.

Congrates to the Burninators as this years champions!!!!!! did you think you were going to win? ha you suck unless you are the nation reading this then you suck even more!!!!!

I am Boss Kommish and I have spoken, until next season you all can eat it!!

How do you get this job???????