Koboz Report Week 1 2022

Is it really that time of year again? here we sit waiting for the results, will the Vikes win? will you? lets find out!!!!! and welcome back to KOBOZ !!!!

Game 1 Warhawks vs Kodiaks

Game one of the season if you win this one the rest of the year is easy, well no not really. one never thinks a hawk can take down a bear, yet years past have shown it happening almost 50% of the time! as a typical encounter goes the bird swoops in and is left with the scraps

it is the scraps that the hawks needed as they won 33-29.

Game 2 Dreadnaughts vs Burninators

The naughts tried to go on the road this week but rumor has it the nation got to them while still in port….

why oh why the naughts were in cali we may never know, but what we do know is the nation is perfect on the season winning this day 36-44.

Game 3 Vipers vs Screaming Demons

A snake and a demon? really? this is what we are doing now? ok show me the picture….

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I don’t think thats quite right, anyway this game came down to a FG kick at the end, just as lots of good games do, and we may have an issue as kommish I intercepted a late call into the monday night game by coach Bill who called for the broncos to kick a 64 yarder at the end, but we have many problems with this, first Bill hates kickers, also did I mention he HATES kickers? besides it doesn’t matter anyway because he missed the demons win the game by three. 34-31.

Game 4 Zulu Mind Warriors vs Dread Pirates

the warriors came out not scoring as much as they would have liked in 20 points and that is not a good combo when playing last years winner, who is looking to fire schultz as he was the only one on the pirates team to not score…

NFL Memes from Week 1

pirates take more booty 35-20.

Game 5 Mauraders vs Rebels

Mauraders hit the road to Docking Bay 94 Stadium and with them a low scoring offense only putting up 26 points, so an easy win for the rebs right? a beatdown of epic times, well if the rebs would have believed in the Vikes like they should they would have put in Carr instead of rogers which would have won them the game.

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maurs take the win 26-22.

Vikings have started their 17-0 run only 16 more to go.

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NFL picks hawks lead with 10 rebs 9 naughts 8 daks 3 everyone else 0 so get to it!!!!

match ups…..

game 1 maurs 1-0 vs pirates 1-0

two teams go in one goes out with the win big game in the north.

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game 2 vips 0-1 vs zulu 0-1

we go from the best of the league right to the bottom, no wins between the two of these teams for the ENTIRE season!!! can you believe it?

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game 3 rebs 0-1 vs daks 0-1

Are you kidding me? another no win game? this is getting bad tune in to see if anyone can figure it out.

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what? Yoda come on man what?

game 4 nation 1-0 vs demons 1-0

Ah this is more like it, two winning teams but only one will come out on top in the end.

can the nation burn the demons? or will the demons bring down the fire masters.

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game 5 hawks 1-0 vs naughts 0-1

Finally a game with and winner and a loser, we either get no change in the results or they leave at .500 each

people have been avoiding the naughts with a loss and being spotted in cali of all places, but we had the sound on during one of their games and this may explain one of the problems.

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that is it for this week, so you next week with more koboz report news!!!

I am Boss Kommish and I have spoken.

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