Wow did you think that offseason would ever end? it was horrible!!! no career ending injuries no last second TD’s no refs bias changing games, it is
time to be back in the fold back with the folks to make it real, and we got a real boys club now fellas as we finally got rid of FHW (the filthy hobbit wench!)
blah blah blah we all wish Mandy well trying to get through life without Koboz. but you guys aren’t here for an omage or reflection you are here for
some kick ass reports so lets get to it!!!! cause football is back!!!!
Game 1 Dread Pirates vs Warhawks
The pirates were hoping for some wheel luck this year but it seems the Osborn’s had it nailed down this year as
the players came off the wheels pretty much in order, (got the first three right!) this left them scrambling to find
the best players when all they had to do is get on the wheel and spin to win!!! instead they go to war with rothesberger
0 points gurley 101 total yards 0 points kamara 163 total yards 0 points pitt D 1 point and the kicker which we all
hate kickers got them 12 for a grand total of 13 points, not a good effort for the defending champ just seems his heart
just isn’t in it, the hawks scored first chi D scored often bell 8 cooper 6 and scored last brees 6 and were able to top
this one 35-13.
Game 2 Mauraders vs Kodiaks
As we enter game 2 the question was whether this would be another blowout or a close one? as the teams took
the field the maurs were making it look like a blowout as they had a huge 21 point lead at one point, the daks not
one to give up looked up to see the maurs had hacked into the jumbotron and posted this image!!!!!!
needless to say the daks were not happy, but they just didn’t have the talent this day to win the day and the
maurs take game one 43-39.
Game 3 Dreadnaughts vs Burninators
The naughts were able to go to this weeks Vikes game they a new guy on the field, don’t know who got
kleinsassers old number but he is ready to go!!!!
the nation was caught flat footed the naughts made the right moves (this time) scoring 37 giving up 23 in
this victory, I talked to nations head coach Chris and all he had to say was…….
Game 4 Vipers vs Screaming Demons
Ah our new team, the screammy demmeeees are in the house the stadium is pretty impressive but the vips
sure weren’t in any giving mood as they came after the dems unmercifully over and over even able to score
the highest of the week with 49, the demons still trying to figure out how to score in this league, coach Tyler
told he will be ready…….
vips give the demons the loss 49-35.
Game 5 Rebels vs Zepplins
Two old school foes round out this first week of action, the zeps have a new floating stadium this year making
it tough for most teams to even approach it! here we see the stadium just as they are getting ready to lift it into
the air for its final position…..
the rebs have those marvelous flying machines and were able to reach the stadium easily the trouble came
because it is not very stable, still working out the kinks….. here we can see some of the troubles the zeps had
in building it……
as you can see many people just lept from the project rather than continue, the zeps don’t care though as
they come out on top winning big 42-16.
quite the first week!!! can we top it? will we? time to find out……
match ups
game 1 pirates 0-1 vs daks 0-1
a tough way to start the year is with a loss, a worse way is with two losses, one of these teams will get
that into that hole to start this year, maybe these two should try another game……..
game 2 maurs 1-0 vs zeps 1-0
only three teams scored in the 40’s last week and these were two of them!!! we can only hope
they do it again because the rest of us know we aren’t playing them. so here is something we
can all enjoy…….
game 3 rebs 0-1 vs naughts 1-0
the real fight begins now as old school teams meet in the sea stadium for the naughts, these
two do nothing but whine and complain and bitch about every little thing,,, hmmm reminds me
of someone……
also he couldn’t seem to find a suitable helmet…….
game 4 vips 1-0 vs hawks 1-0
two go in one comes out, someone gets to stay perfect and someone gets to become
brady getting ready for his next game………
sure as hell hope I don’t lose!!!!!!! damn!!!!!
game 5 nation 0-1 vs demons 0-1
no wins, perhaps no hope where are their players??????
these two still have time but wins are important so get out there
and get some!!!! was that too cliche?????
sorry for those of you who struggled over the weekend, chins up you didn’t
get beat as bad as Miami!!!! they have something to fall back on…… do you????
that is it for this week I am Boss Kommish and I have spoken.
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