2021 Koboz Playoffs Week 2

HA HA the Vikes are back in it!!!!

coach of the year!!!!

Vikes are in playoffs as of today!!! tomorrow? we’ll see……

Game 1 North Division Championship

Rebels 7-6 1-0 vs Dread Pirates 9-4

Another year another rebs pirates playoff matchup, these two usually split the regular season then one team gets lucky in the playoffs as the rebs once again forget how to score, poor Shelly, a close game at first the pirates found a bunch of late scoring to once again eliminate the rebs late in the season.

could it be much worse for the rebs? everything going left.

pirates into championship again 34-16.

Game 2 West Divsion Championship Game

Dreadnaughts 7-6 1-0 vs Vipers 7-6

More hatred was had this day, the naughts and vips have a rivalry? I mean don’t you have to lose to a champion in order for it mean something?

the vips didn’t hold anything back, and late in the game they may have even get a nice chubby!!!! you sick bastards!!!! I mean Nick Chubb for 6

contrary to popular belief coach Backstrom did NOT go down with the ship vips win 43-30.

we have a championship game!!! lets get to the lesser ones first…

game 1 The one the only the toilet bowl!!!!!

daks 4-9 0-1 vs demons 6-7 0-1

the game no one wants to find themselves in, could it be they had some bad luck? did they lose the #1 pick ? who knows…. who cares???? certainly not us tune in to find out who takes last once and for all….

game 2 zuzus 5-8 1-0 vs nation 6-7 1-0

the most forgotten game in the history of games, not the worse no where near the best it comes down to who wants it….. no nothing here matters….

game 3 maurs 7-6 0-1 vs hawks 7-6 0-1

if the last game is the most forgotten, this one is a very close second, I mean nothing comes out of this game no glory no bragging rights, no joy, no hope, nothing…

game 4 naughts 7-6 1-1 vs rebs 7-6 1-1

the backup prize, some may remember this game, others will say didn’t you lose in the championship? because 2nd 3rd or 4th all mean the same thing, you are NOT the champion……

game 5 Do we even care? I’m not in it, odds are you aren’t in it,

I am Boss Kommish and……….. oh fine lets get on with the matchup of the season…….

From the West we have the 7-6 1-0 VIPERS

vs

From the North we have the 9-4 1-0 DREAD PIRATES

the vips are a champion from years ago ….

today it is a much more woke world where everyone is nice and we hope the best for one and all….

well to that we at KOBOZ would like to acknowledge that that fucking sucks its time to bring everyone down by bringing ourselves up, you don’t like it? deal with it!!!! these two teams want to win but the rest of us????

hell yeah they can lose!!! lets get prepared for next year, any rule changes you guys want???
there have been reports of cheating….. but nothing came of it the boss kommish didn’t make the championship so all seems fine

coach Chris was asked about making the playoffs for the umpteenth time in a row….

with that I told him to screw himself…… j/k please let me come to your fishhouse!!!!

wow folks so here we are, time to see who takes it all down. remember there can be only one

only one can remain!!!! who will it be????

be sure to tune in to find out our champion

I am Boss Kommish and I have spoken.